Hot dog, great Weiner headlines

Fall on your Sword Weiner! NY Post
http://www.nypost.com/archives/covers/;jsessionid=4590B9D7146973E589889C974A6954D4
Disgusted Democrats letting Weiner shrivel
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/disgusted_democrats_letting_weiner_jNNxkDD2KkpvRcrlurIUbI
Weiner likely to endure a rough sex probe
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/he_likely_to_endure_rough_sex_probe_B8DC5KviX4b7QE2jyPmXTK
For less Weiner elect more women
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joanne-bamberger/for-less-weiner-elect-mor_b_872650.html
Weiner looks like Beavis acts like Butthead

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/fashion/galleries/mirror_images/mirror_images.html

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

We are all trapped in a L Frank Baum fantasy. We have followed the yellow brick road to the Emerald City. The mainstream media relishes in telling us that we on the right are being led by a scarecrow with no brain (Sarah Palin) a cowardly lion that succumbs to the pressures of the polls (Mitt Romney) and the legacy of the tin man with no heart (George Bush) that put us in the position that we still need to be rescued by the Great and Powerful OZ. It is all smoke and mirrors. When we peel back the curtain we find we would be in better shape if we still had the tin man in charge.
The President says we have hit a bump in the road. We have left the road and have been in the weeds for the last two years. When he came into office we were told if we needed to have a trillion dollars or the unemployment rate would be as high as 9% (a). We could have saved the trillion with our 9.1% we have now. We were told we had two unjust wars and now we are fighting on three fronts. Could you imagine the the call for impeachment if George Bush would have pulled the same shenanigans to get us into Libya?
Now the most transparent President ever has mislead us on the auto bailout(b).
Are we better off than we were two years ago?
(a) http://otrans.3cdn.net/ee40602f9a7d8172b8_ozm6bt5oi.pdf
(b) http://www.newsmax.com/US/Obama-auto-bailout-GM/2011/06/07/id/399165

Late Night and Bin Laden

"The death of Osama bin Laden last Sunday has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make America pay for bin Laden's death. Which - I'm pretty sure we did pay for his death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." -Jimmy Kimmel        

  

"Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped Martyr Sea. Really? Martyr Sea? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How about Chicken of the Sea?" -Jay Leno

 

"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." -Jay Leno

 

"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." -Jay Leno

 

 

"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." - David Letterman

 

"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." -Craig Ferguson

 

"Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate waterboarding.' " -Jay Leno

 

"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." -Jay Leno

"Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." -David Letterman

 

 

"Bin Laden's wives didn't have it too bad.........by looking at the pictures of the inside of the compound, it doesn't look like any of them EVER had to do housework".

From Perry Neal "If"

f any other of our presidents had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? 

If any other of our presidents had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head? 

If any other of our presidents joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who's side he was on? 

If any other of our presidents had pronounced the Marine Corps like Marine Corpse, would you think him an idiot? 

If any other of our presidents had put 87,000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one foreign company had an accident, would you have agreed? 

If any other of our presidents had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him? 

If any other of our presidents had been the first President to need a Teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? 

If any other of our presidents had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take his First Lady to a play in NYC, would you have approved? 

If any other of our presidents had reduced your retirement plan holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? 

If any other of our presidents had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? 

If any other of our presidents had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? 

If any other of our presidents had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought it a proud moment for America ? 

If any other of our presidents had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved? 

If any other of our presidents had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip? 

If any other of our presidents had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved? 

If any other of our presidents had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , wouldn't you have had second thoughts about his capabilities? 

If any other of our presidents would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in his home town, would you not have thought he was a self important, conceited, egotistical jerk. 

If any other of our presidents had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment? 

If any other of our presidents had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite? 

If any other of our presidents' administrations had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11? 

If any other of our presidents had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence? 

If any other of our presidents had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have ever approved. 

If any other of our presidents had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved? 
Then IF he were Republican, would the media had let him off? 

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? 

Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 21 months -- so you have that much time to come up with an answer. 

Every statement and action is factual and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama. Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable.

Arnold and the affair.

The Gorvernator is certainly needs our disdain. This is absolutely the worst thing that has ever happened to Maria's family. Well, except for her Grandfather Joe giving her aunt a lobotomy. And the affairs her two uncles had with Marilyn. And the two assassinations. I almost forgot about her Uncle Ted leaving the intern he was having an affair with to drown. Didn't Ted have numerous affairs and get caught in the back room with a lobbyist
partially undressed? Of course there is also the murder conviction of Maria's cousin Michael Skakel that got away with killing a 15 year old girl for 25 years. The rape trial of her cousin William Kennedy Smith, and her cousin David Kennedy who died of a drug overdose.
It kind of makes the affair kind of pale in comparison. My opinion is it took Arnie this long to tell anyone is that he was afraid of being in the car alone with Uncle Ted.